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Leaked Shortlist for the 2023 Met Gala Theme

Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty is the 2023 theme, but what were the runner-ups?

1 min readJan 9, 2023

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Leaked Shortlist for the 2023 Met Gala Theme

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Kelly Robinson

An Open Letter to People Who Say ‘InstaPot’ Instead of ‘Instant Pot’

There are so, so many of you.

3 min readMay 31, 2021

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An Open Letter to People Who Say ‘InstaPot’ Instead of ‘Instant Pot’

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Kelly Robinson

Amazingly comprehensive, as usual.

1 min readMay 18, 2021

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Kelly Robinson
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Slackjaw

Six Feet Away, My Lovely

A noir detective story for the pandemic era.

4 min readApr 15, 2021

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Six Feet Away, My Lovely

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That magazine editor you keep pitching goes to a restaurant.

10 very short plays.

2 min readFeb 16, 2021

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That magazine editor you keep pitching goes to a restaurant.

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Kelly Robinson

Everything Coming Out in 2021 Now That The Great Gatsby Is Public Domain

For you beautiful little fools

1 min readFeb 1, 2021

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Everything Coming Out in 2021 Now That The Great Gatsby Is Public Domain

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Hey, Men: Here’s What It Would Be Like If Your Underwear Were Made Like a Bra

And you probably couldn’t handle it.

3 min readJan 5, 2021

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Hey, Men: Here’s What It Would Be Like If Your Underwear Were Made Like a Bra

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Slackjaw

The Only Eight Shark Movies That Haven’t Been Made Yet

It’s just a matter of time.

2 min readOct 23, 2020

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The Only Eight Shark Movies That Haven’t Been Made Yet

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Curious

You Hereby Have Permission to Call the Monster “Frankenstein”

Really, it’s okay. Here’s why.

5 min readOct 19, 2020

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You Hereby Have Permission to Call the Monster “Frankenstein”

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The Haven

Press Releases for Pandemic-Friendly Fall Reality Shows

You’ll be glad you’re stuck at home when you see what the networks have in store.

3 min readSep 6, 2020

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Press Releases for Pandemic-Friendly Fall Reality Shows

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Kelly Robinson

Kelly Robinson

Bram Stoker Award-nominated writer. Film commentaries for Kino Lorber and Second Sight Films. Silent film, horror, pop culture, weird history.

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