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Leaked Shortlist for the 2023 Met Gala Theme

Kelly Robinson
1 min readJan 9, 2023

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Gilbert Gottfried dress created by author.

Karl Lagerfeld: A Line of Beauty is the theme chosen by this year’s Met Gala committee, but a leaked internal e-mail recently revealed the runner-up choices.

Slack-Jawed in the South: The Quiet Artistry of the Yokel

For the Love of Chartreuse

An Homage to Hipbones

Popes, Popes, and More Popes

Gilbert Gottfried

Skittles: From the Rainbow to the Runway (Sponsored by Skittles™)

The Drama of the Codpiece

Big Shoes to Fill: Clowns and Couture

Three Houses: Gucci, Chanel, of Pancakes

A Multitude of Sins: The Modern Woman and the Enormous Kaftan

American Graffiti: This Time We’re Giving You an Excuse to Write Stuff on Your Gown

Really, Really Teeny Tiny Handbags: A Retrospective

Something Vaguely Asian that We Didn’t Mean to Be Racist, but Will Probably End Up Having to Change Anyway, Because We Never Think to Actually Consult Anyone

Pleather!

Sheer Fantasy: Get It? Sheer? Because a Lot of You Are Going to Show Up Mostly Naked, Anyway

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Kelly Robinson
Kelly Robinson

Written by Kelly Robinson

Bram Stoker Award-nominated writer. Film commentaries for Kino Lorber and Second Sight Films. Silent film, horror, pop culture, weird history.

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