Hey, Men: Here’s What It Would Be Like If Your Underwear Were Made Like a Bra

Kelly Robinson
3 min readJan 5, 2021
Photo by Francisco Gonzalez on Unsplash

Imagine that your underwear has a wire in it: a stiff, metal wire that fits snugly around your scrotum — one that squeezes you mercilessly if you gain a single pound, on certain days of the month, or when you begin to swell even slightly.

Imagine that when your underwear starts to wear out, a bare metal wire breaks through the…

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Kelly Robinson

Bram Stoker Award-nominated writer. Film commentaries for Kino Lorber and Second Sight Films. Silent film, horror, pop culture, weird history.